Well, I guess I'm rude, hurtful, and far too open-mouthed.?

Yeah your rude. First of all to have a conversation comparing your woman's and rating them is just weird. You don't tell someone that. Why even talk about body parts. Have you ever heard the word tact, or how about diplomacy, common courtesy, there are so many. If you want to express your opinion on a subject think before you open your mouth and determine if it's something that will help or hurt the other person. Don't think that every thought you have needs to come out of your mouth. Words hurt.